May 2013
but i like when it has bacon on it... →
Louis C.K live at the Beacon (2011) - exerpt on the environment
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time to put on atlantis and fall asleep.
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redheadbouquet replied to your post: 22
aw yay! happy birthday! i’m so glad you exist! and i’m so glad it was ACTUALLY a happy birthday!!! good birthdays are the BEST!!!
thanks lovely <3 it really was so happy, and tomorrow i get to spend the day/evening with my very cute boyfriend whom i happen to also love very much—hooray for being born!
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today was by birthday. my mom woke me up for breakfast. and surprised me by picking up one of my best friends whose birthday was on saturday. and took us to get our nails done. and out to lunch. and on a shopping spree. and out to dinner. it was one of the best birthdays i’ve had in a long time. i feel so blessed to have a mom who loves and takes care of me. and friends who i can laugh with....
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i could drink a case of you darling and i would...
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how do people find jobs in the real world?
M: I love you a ton.
A: how much?
M: like, three giant fishing vessels.
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christinaperi
today was a long day / i’m going to take a shower because my eyes are puffy and my hair needs a do-over / probably go to sleep early because i’m exhausted and also i have things to do tomorrow before PICKING MY BOYFRIEND UP FROM THE AIRPORT sorry i’m just really freaking excited (not sorry)
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
28 hours and counting
list
sunday:
church @ g-shep
grocery shopping with mom
talk to dad about budget
party
church @ door of hope
text bf
miss bf
monday:
whatever
BF COMES HOME OMG I AM SO STOKED WAHHHH YAY!!!!!1!!!
this post is just for trinya
okay so today was really busy but i swear i’m calling tomorrow and you better be ready because i’m writing it on my hand and everything because i love you
peace out homies
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trinya i miss you i am going to call you tomorrow you have to tell me about criminal minds and being home and summer and things i miss you baman
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deadfuckingphilosophers replied to your photo
obviously. also i love you.
oh hey boyfriend! I love you also :*
“This Spock isn’t wearing nearly enough eyeshadow!”
– Adorable elderly woman in Star Trek theater tonight (via nerdachecakes)
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I might just start sending this song to all my...
oceanfloorfires replied to your post: TMI This Might Make You Super Uncomfortable…
people with perky boobs annoy me like who do you think you are you can’t walk around with those without some sort of permit goddamnit nobody looks like that
^^^ this. thank you.
TMI This Might Make You Super Uncomfortable But I Don’t Care Because It’s Midnight And No One Is Going To Read This Anyway Post Of The Day: my breast feel abnormally heavy tonight and i always get really subconscious about my droopy boobs on the first day of my period even though i know that perky is not “the norm” and my breasts are perfectly normal and healthy and fine i...
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“Apparently being single is supposed to mean having meaningless sex every night...”
– chickaddie-me
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getting ready to ride my bike to the max so i can hang out downtown with my gay friend who studies opera—my life feels like a sitcom or maybe just more portlandy than usual.
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in which John Green beats Tumblr at its own game
fishingboatproceeds:
code-red-arthur:
festusthehappydragon:
darkstoriesofthenorth:
for-one-shining-moment:
subliminal-mind-duck:
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary...
oceanfloorfires replied to your post: I just ordered a brand new moleskine
how do you ppl get money for graduation i don’t get it like i get 50 bucks on my birthday from my parents and nothing else from anybody
did you send announcements? it’s basically like asking for money :P
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I just ordered a brand new moleskine planner on amazon and did not pay a penny for it—thank you graduation!
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