I’m getting a real kick out of this Craigslist ad
I just want Chris Pratt to come braid my hair and tell me jokes.
I think this is the first time i’ve smiled all day.
if i can just make it till 630 without having a mental breakdown i’ll be so proud of myself.
I’m the worst employee ever all I can think about is sleeping and how my dress smells sour and weird and there is nothing I can do about it and I keep just staring at my email inbox and opening and closing windows and walking to the kitchen for more water and i don’t feel capable of doing even the most mindless menial tasks
I am serenity prayer-ing SO HARD today.
I’m not on drugs, I’m just in love